Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Got Nothin'....

....so I thought I would share this little chuckle that I received from Sister #1. Enjoy, and..

Later daze.............

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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he
walks into a room, and everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a
room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a
room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks
into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four
men give her a subtle, "Well.....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,

slim,
tall,
38D breast,
24" waist and
34" hips.

...When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

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Sandee said...

Yep, among other things they may say as well. Good one.

Have a terrific day. :)

Daddy Forever said...

I was thinking the same thing when I got my Sports Illustrated today. Swimsuit issue.

Bond said...

BADDA BING! I like this one

Welcome back...

Jay said...

Yeah, she sounds okay, I guess. If you're into that sort of woman. ;-)

Travis said...

**snicker**

maryt/theteach said...

Bwahahahahaha, Songbird! Never underestimate a woman with good boobs! :)

Anndi said...

Teehee!

Kila said...

Good one.

Nothing is better than bad news!

Pamela said...

there ya go! (:

loveX6 said...

The boob will do it every time. My #1 gets the same reaction.

Palm Springs Savant said...

oh that is hilarious, I loved that joke...thanks for the chuckle this morning.

katherine. said...

smile

Jeff B said...

Bwahahahaha!!!

Crazy Working Mom said...

heh heh heh

I liked it. ;)